Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022

jordan

the most loyal young man to ever walk the earth

hes so loyal he must be named jordan

by randomloyallilbui December 10, 2022

Jordan

A handsome young man who gets all the latina babes

Wow look at that Jordan over there he’s so cool! I wish I was him

by AmonFym December 17, 2022

Jordan

The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱

Jordan Is the best ever

by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022

Jordan Hull

Jordan Hull is the sexiest man alive

“Hey look it’s Jordan Hull” “Zamn 😍”

by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022

Jordan

A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.

“Hey look it’s Jordan”
“Zamn 😍”

by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022

Jordan

Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/

If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??

Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*

by Nadrojboi December 30, 2022