Jordan

IM AM A GIRL NOT A BOY YOU STUPID “Jordan” DEFINITIONS

Girl: hey is that a Jordan?
Gorl: yeah
Girl: he kinda looks feminine but he-
Gorl: I’m goku now

by Don’tuseurrealname January 17, 2022

Jordan

My hubby and i will marry him i love him.

is that my man jordan?

by Cool kid Sarah May 31, 2018

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

Jordan

Junkie-fein

Jordan - Is just the typical junkie who just loves slapping those machines

by Optimusprimeo June 13, 2018

jordan robichaux

Jordan Robichaux is a god dam good lookin motherfucker who has some nice curly blonde hair and some rambunctiously beautiful blue eyes.

My name is Jordan Robichaux and I approve this message

by That guy baby August 19, 2018

Jordan

A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.

Jordan's are so sexy, I'd totally fuck one

by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018

Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020