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Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
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Bonnie and Clyde
Lovers who just wish their moments would last longer
may have their differences that literally attack their whole relationship but will eventually be hit by Gods asteroids as blessings from Heaven to function their romance
Bonnie and Clyde
Lovers who just wish their moments would last longer
may have their differences that literally attack their whole relationship but will eventually be hit by Gods asteroids as blessings from Heaven to function their romance
James and Alyssa will soon become a forever couple. Also no other woman will get to date James as he will soon be closed off to other woman. They also have this romantic part in each other that is how they found each other
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