A guy from Las Vegas who won a lot of money on Jeopardy! ($2,962,216, to be more specific) and made everyone else look bad whilst doing it. Is also very quick to roast someone if given the opportunity.
“Hey, have you seen that champion insert name here on Jeopardy? He’s awesome!”
“Meh. He’s good, but he’s no James Holzhauer.”
“Meh. He’s good, but he’s no James Holzhauer.”
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Adam: So you pulled 4 girls at the same time!? You are winning bro
James: yeah bro but the only girl I want I can’t ever have
Adam: bro you’re losing so hard right now - I think you’re suffering from the James Paradox
James: yeah bro but the only girl I want I can’t ever have
Adam: bro you’re losing so hard right now - I think you’re suffering from the James Paradox
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