Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

Jacob

A masculine name derived from the Hebrew name "Ya'aqov", meaning "supplanter" which is most interpreted as one who seizes, circumvents, or upsurps.

Jacob.

by anonymous March 4, 2024

Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever

"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"

by qwefera March 28, 2022

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.

-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah

by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023

Jacob Sartorius

Teaches people that being different is good , kind person , different , uses all social media’s , uses mostly tiktok and instagram , always interacting with fans , talks about bullying and mental health to help people , crazy ........

Jacob Sartorius is a good kind of different

Jacob Sartorius makes me realise me being different is good

by Millie Ward January 31, 2020

jacob

a gay bitch

that guy is a real jacob

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020