When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"
Example of someone using the God Card
Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?
Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?
Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018
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Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
by Not Akai September 1, 2017
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Did you see Techno God at the Underground stage?? His dancing made me want to sacrifice a baby goat.
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