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Swedish House Mania

1. The mental state of a person when they come home with a car full of IKEA stuff and stay up all night putting it together.

2. The rage that occurs when you are staring at a set of IKEA instructions and can't decipher the illustrations, and you throw your hands up in despair. Symptoms include arguing with your significant other; and throwing or kicking pieces, tools or hardware across the room.

3. The mad combination of adrenaline and frustration you get, when you're running around the self-service area trying to find all the different packages you need for one item.

4. When you are waiting in line 10 minutes before closing, fuming and having a meltdown because you're standing behind 30 people with their carts overflowing with stuff, and you just want to get your meatballs and GTFO.
1. Taylor and I bought a few Pax wardrobes at IKEA this weekend, drank a bunch of coffee and spent 16 hours putting it together. We were up till 4 in the morning! Talk about Swedish House Mania...

2. Well, the bookshelf got a few scratches on it when Steven smacked it with the hammer in a fit of Swedish House Mania.

3. I swear we couldn't find Aisle 3, bin 24, where the doors were supposed to be for that cabinet we were buying. I got Swedish House Mania at the thought of having to come back for it another day.

"IKEA was a shitshow last night. It looked like everyone in line had Swedish House Mania, waiting to check out." or, "I was sick of sleeping on the floor, so I finally I braved the Swedish House Mania at IKEA the other night, to get a new bed."
by CreativeInsomniac May 14, 2015
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Just get a house

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by Sonkaharcos July 9, 2018
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Shit House Bitch

Any man or woman who gets pleasure by inhaling piss and shit fumes while have sex in a bathroom or a porter potty.
"Hey man"! That girl is a shit house bitch, into smelling shit while you`re fucking her in the bathroom stall.
by Solid thinker July 11, 2019
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Red House Painters

A slowcore band formed in 1988 fronted by Mark Kozelek, and probably one of the most melancholic bands of the 90s.
Guy 1: bruh you really need to take a break from listening to Red House Painters, it's making you depressed.

Guy 2: I know but I just really love Mark Kozelek's sad relatable lyrics.
by K-Dogg1 June 17, 2019
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gladestone frat house

The home of all good things in matamata. An endless party.
Hey bro there having a sick party at the 'gladestone frat house'
by frat house station manager October 7, 2016
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Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
by T_Hark March 7, 2011
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The Spinach Street House

A house wherein you and your friends hang out in all the time, no matter what occasion or event, it always ends up in this house.

A house wherein one of the members in a circle of friends owns, and is always used for sleep overs and a place to do anything they want.

A place for weed.

A place to vent out your emotions and thoughts.

"Where the magic happens"
"dude are you going to the spinach street house tonight?"
"no dude, i cant im grounded."
by SpinachMaster40 October 20, 2011
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