Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

skank hat

A nasty hat some hoe left in the back of your car.

Hey, bro. I found this skank hat in the back. You want it?

by zing_zong April 20, 2018

french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.

He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.

by End_owled December 4, 2017

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018

Ass-Hat

My friend Andrew

he is a total ass-hat

by Jeffffffffffsaio May 13, 2018