half-great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent’s female half-first cousin.

My half-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half Drink Haynes

When a man named Kyle Haynes only drinks half a beer and then gets a new one

“Look at all these half full cans. Half drink Haynes strikes again.”

by Lindseyswank July 16, 2022

Half Assery

The same thing as half assed but better

“No half assery cleaning”

by Jennifer Coolage August 17, 2024

half sucked jube

Some one who is a halfwit wandering aimlessly

What are you up to Rani, your walking around like a half sucked jube

by Rani Bopori January 30, 2018

half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.

"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."

by George Leo August 15, 2022

half plate gomi

too full for a full plate, hungry enough for a half plate

Ivre, one half plate gomi

by Majorsuggs November 12, 2020

mama half reindeer

a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese

After I found out my wife has a mama half reindeer, I started using regular paint.

by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025