Potato God

The CFO of the Salted Fish Community Services, aka Chief Finance Officer. She is the second most powerful god in the Universe.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Potato God?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!

by SFCS SUPREMACY November 30, 2021

God Box

The God Box Is The Mysterious Box In SMG4, It Belongs To Box Club Leader. When Opened. It Will Unleashed The Unspeakable Horrors. The Thing That SMG1 Hated It.

Box Club Leader: Opened The God Box. FOOL.
SMG1: Why?
Box Club Leader: Because It's Unlimited Power!
SMG1: No! Its Not! Because The Box Opens The World Will Be DOOMED!

by TechraticSam April 13, 2022

God's Poison

The description given to real coffee made fresh to your liking.

I'm going to have a cup of God's Poison otherwise known as a cappuccino.

by pixelpete5 October 20, 2011

Carrot God

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

Lemon god

This kid who flaunts expensive shit in your face to show he’s higher than you

Has a large following for cairns 😂
People clout chase him but he clout chases people 🤔

Did you see that gay lemon god guy at the party

Name someone with more clout than lemon god

by Joshua keye August 27, 2018

Storm God

The God Of Storms. His real name is Christopher Storm, and he gets all the fucking bitches. He has a penis the size of 131 inches. He also is known to make a girl cum instantly. Also is immortal, and can kick anyones ass in a second.

Girl: "Oh my god, Storm God give me more!"
Storm God: Fuck off thot.

by StormGod'sHoe January 28, 2017

God dodger

1. A term used for telling who is or isn't a Christian
2. Someone who doesn't go to church

1.
Guy1: that guy is praying to the devil?
Guy2: yea he must be one good god dodger!
2.
Guy1: are you going to church?
Guy2: no
guy1: god dodger!

by Joblessalex October 12, 2010