Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....
by ChummBear August 01, 2021
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love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.
Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.
by Crowned40 June 17, 2017
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Goatted YouTuber

Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber
by Goatted January 03, 2023
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Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 08, 2018
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 16, 2014
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Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward
Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass
by mralwaysright0000 March 10, 2017
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Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.
Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!
by Walter502 May 30, 2025
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