french entrance

The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake

Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance

by Yak Horseman September 21, 2021

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

by Jewverine July 31, 2016

french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

Frenched

A form of kissing between partners, involving the tongue exploring the other’s mouth.

The part 2 of the following example will be created soon, under the word “jendyt”
It will involve sex. Check in December 27

In the middle of the night, Tom was walking down the street, when he saw his friend Carolyn, wearing barely any clothing. She wore only a skinny bra top and jean shorts. He suddenly wanted her. Tom walked up to her, and pushed Carolyn up against a wall, and pressed his body against her. She was surprised, and started to get excited. She had been eyeing him for a while, and had wanted him so bad. He started kissing her. She kissed back. This went on for a moment until he frenched her. She moaned slightly, and closed her eyes, simultaneously leaning her head back. Then, he started to dry-hump her. She liked the feeling of his jeans rubbing against her bare skin. Then, Tom led Carolyn to his house, where his parents had just left for a weeklong vacation.

by Monosloq December 24, 2024

French toast

Really high or stoned! Straight up burnt brain cells. Lost and not to be found!

That stammer dude had some killer weed. "Ya bro im french toast! Thanks kimbo we are french!

by Mr fraser August 24, 2021

French Bias

1 French Bias describes every situation you commented on positive or negative but always develops to the most catastrophic result.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.

"The Grosser Kurfürst was just melting the Jean Bart B with it's secondary armament when French Bias hit and french damage saturation reached it's full potential: Even though the GK was at 90 000 HP, Jean Bart deleted it in a matter of seconds."

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021