Emily is the type of girl that makes you laugh easily! She’s really pretty and kind. She likes to eat and sometimes share foods! So if you find an Emily you should always stay by her side and hold onto her.
Emily is really pretty!!
by Cookiewithcream January 19, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily is extremely loud and always makes herself known in the room. Other people may not always find her funny but she doesn't let that stop her from expressing her opinion. Emily discriminates against others and tries to fit in with the rest of the girls. Some may even call her a pick me.
Emily told me the gossip
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
Get the Emilymug. She is a beautiful person with a kind heart. She loves to play games with her boyfriend. With brown hair and beautiful brown eyes.
Emily is the best girlfriend ever
by Himmler November 23, 2021
Get the Emilymug. An apostrophe in a place where a comma should have been used, some gals just want to see the world burn and leave their lover in the gutter to die
Emily: I never did that
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily’s are pretty, but annoying.
They are kinda stupid, but hot. They eat a lot, but they’re not fat. Juicy b00bs and a big butt, it’s great! But nobody dates her because she’s an idiot.
They are kinda stupid, but hot. They eat a lot, but they’re not fat. Juicy b00bs and a big butt, it’s great! But nobody dates her because she’s an idiot.
by Not an Emily March 3, 2024
Get the Emilymug. Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.
by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020
Get the Emily Meyermug. Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a good party and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.
by lusd28 June 1, 2020
Get the Emilie Ducarmemug.