Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
by NHLFacts June 9, 2015
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New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
by emokid123 March 8, 2010
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Last night I saw my mom with 2 random guys outside of the local mexican resteraunt performing the devils triangle.
by El Treeleaveso October 2, 2018
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2. Programmatic calculations in arcane financial applications which cannot be duplicated using conventional math.
2. Programmatic calculations in arcane financial applications which cannot be duplicated using conventional math.
1. Calc III
2. Boss: "How'd you come up with that number?"
Programmer: "I don't know, whoever wrote this app was doing some trippy devilmath to come up with it. I'll need two weeks to figure it out."
Boss: "Does that count time you spend playing Tetris?"
Programmer: "Six weeks."
2. Boss: "How'd you come up with that number?"
Programmer: "I don't know, whoever wrote this app was doing some trippy devilmath to come up with it. I'll need two weeks to figure it out."
Boss: "Does that count time you spend playing Tetris?"
Programmer: "Six weeks."
by djasbestos April 1, 2007
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When an artist believes that his old ways are dead he falls into a state of DEVILUOS.
When an artist believes that his old ways are dead he falls into a state of DEVILUOS.
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