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Boston College

where students go instead of Bentley because they do not want to have a job after they graduate. and its not in Boston and its not a college
"Hey, I'm going to Boston College."
"But you won't get a job....."
Boston College by itchy face December 15, 2009

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

Reggie Miller ( UCLA ) is the NBA All-Time leader in 3 pt. field goals made and attempted. Reggie has spent his entire 18 year career with the Indiana Pacers. Is the 13th player in NBA history to score more than 25,000 points.
The Phat 5 greatest All-Time shooter is Reggie Miller, Reggie would battle another of the Phat 5 greats the greatest of them all. Michael Jordan ( UNC ). Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

Phat 5 former star, Michael Jordan ( UNC )is the only player in NBA history to win the MVP and Defensive Player of the Year award ( 1988 )during the same season.
To win the scoring title, MVP, All-Star MVP, Slam Dunk Championship, and Defensive Player of the Year award during the same season is a tribute to the Phat 5 of College Basketball and to Michael himself.

Texas A & M College 

Texas A&M. a.k.a: aTm, TAMU or Aggy. Is a large Universtiy located in Bryan-College Station, Tx. The school has an enrollment of 50,000 and the population of its base metro area is around 100,000.

KEY POINTS:

1. Good academics.

2. Very poor social skills by the general population. Tends to be populated by geeks and dorks.

3. Fan base has been described as delusional in terms of expectations of sports and its own importance.

4. Huge sprawling ugly campus. NO UNIFORMITY in its architecture. The buildings are a mishmash or styles and era's. No message or theme. A dog architecturely speaking compared to either UT or especially Texas Tech. However, aTm has great live oaks.

5. Obnoxious Alums. As students Aggies or generally good but dorky but once graduating they morph into self absorbed, arrogant, chest pound tools. IF you hire them note they make good back room employees as long as they do not have to deal with clients or vendors.

6. Homebody students: Aggies like to stay close to home. Close to mom and dad which is fine. Aggies tend to be conformist and easily swayed to join cults.
Out going perspective student evaluating Texas A & M College: WTF !!!.

Dorky perspective student: "Look mom every one here wears high waters and white socks". "Yes little Jimmy you will fit right in."

Independent non conforming type perspective student: "What tools"

Momma's boy: "and mom I can see you every weekend !!!"
Texas A & M College by texasfan85 December 23, 2011

Colby College 

One of the seven sisters of which the Cheese League is comprised; the others being Brie College, Camembert College, Stilton College, Havarti University, Smegma College, and The Fromunda Institute of Technology. Fromunda took the Cheese League football championship in 2003, winning by forfeit when the grazing Colby cheerleading squad refused to yield the playing field.
Colby College was #1 in the U.S. News Guide to Colleges list for student laxative abuse.

Trinity College Dublin 

Dump for dim yet high-minded rich kids from around the world who failed to gain entrance to a prestigious university like Cambridge / Oxford / Harvard / Stanford / MIT / Princeton / Yale etc.
Trinity College Dublin's motto: Snort guffaw trinitau!