Skip to main content

Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned
me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
mugGet the Christian Minecraft Server mug.

Christian

Christian is the sexiest nigga alive and touching more pape than every nigga out here he gets more hoes than every nigga in the world and he’s a factor in football
Mom when I grow up I wanna be like Christian
by Hitmanc November 21, 2023
mugGet the Christian mug.

Christian

Wow that is such a Christian
by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018
mugGet the Christian mug.

Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears
Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”
by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022
mugGet the Christian mug.

Victory Christian School

A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.

And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 2, 2019
mugGet the Victory Christian School mug.

Christian

The best soccer and baseball player in the world and also very smart and handsome. He is very nice as well, and Sebastian takes advantage of it. Overall, he is a good person.
Hi Christian
by Meep life be like... January 29, 2019
mugGet the Christian mug.

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
mugGet the How Christians Read the Bible mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email