dude, where's my car?

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

rom com clown car

A sub genre of romantic comedy (rom com) in which an absurd number of A-B list actors are cast. Ostensibly, this allows for "intertwining" plot lines, but is clearly designed to maximize revenue by appealing to all conceivable demographics.

"Valentine's Day" is a rom com clown car, starring everyone who has ever lived.

by pierreboulez April 28, 2011

Too far blue car

A way to say 'too far' while adding that extra oomph that lets you know just how far it has gone

Matt: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute

Aron: Wooah man too far

Matt: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Ben instead!

Aron: Too far blue car !!!

by spaghetti97 August 14, 2022

Mexican car wash

The Holy Grail of sexual positions.

They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.

I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.

They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..

by The Code Monkey July 16, 2009

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

Sioux City Car Wash

The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.

Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.

by Johnny M. Smith July 2, 2005

two car pile up

Accidental anal entry during sex that causes the female to shoot forward and head butt a third participant

I pulled back too far and rammed it in Jill's ass she jumped fowatd so fast she and Jen caused a two car pile up.

by Deeznuts617 April 27, 2016