Bet my bucket

to bet your own life

I'll bet my bucket that that buckling bull can hull a full roll of pulls to my front door.

by bland and tanned hand December 18, 2020

blackout bucket

bucket of any type of alcohol designed to make you blackout upon completion

“Do you want to get a blackout bucket tonight?”
“I’d rather not go to the hospital”
“You don’t have an option”

by throwaway19372816 March 25, 2021

Mr bucket

A rapist children's toy that was released in 1990 by Milton Bradley. The object of the game was for children to put their balls into mr bucket for him so spit out. It says its a motorized bucket toy but God knows what its true motives are.

"Hey man, let's go play with my Mr bucket"

"That perverted kids tog, nah mate"

by Thedanksovier October 31, 2020

slut bucket

Definition? There's isn't one; is it a slutty bucket, or a bucket full of sluts? Nobody knows, and that's why it's perfect

what's up you slut bucket?

by mc-brezzie March 5, 2022

Bucket Man

Refers to the sometime recipient of male ejaculate resulting from a "circle jerk" (more than two men self-masturbating in a social setting, as to a porn film.) Also, it may refer to a person who masturbates two or more men simultaneously; i.e., at the centre of a circle. Usually used in a derogatory sense.

Used figuratively as a self-deprecation: "I feel like the bucket man at a circle jerk."

see above, or:
"We got a little excited watching the Jenna Jamison video, and Micah was the bucket man!"

"I don't want to be the bucket man in a Turkish prison movie!"

by midfielder13 October 21, 2009

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

Turd Bucket Challenge

When you fill a bucket with turds and pour it over your head

"I nominated my dad for the Turd Bucket Challenge"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"

by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025