by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

by Doofzilla May 29, 2014

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

by TheBentLog March 4, 2025

An interjection said when someone makes an incorrect point and you prove them wrong on the spot, or when you beat somebody who was so full of themselves they were sure they were gonna beat you.
A: I know you were crying earlier! You were holding a tissue to your face! I'm not stupid!
B: Actually, I have a cold. I was blowing my nose. You are stupid. What now burn!
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C: I'm going to crush you in football today.
(later)
D: We won. By twenty points. What now burn!
B: Actually, I have a cold. I was blowing my nose. You are stupid. What now burn!
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C: I'm going to crush you in football today.
(later)
D: We won. By twenty points. What now burn!
by zyron March 26, 2008

is the drummer of FTSK and also a very lovely, smart and outstanding person. And he just got this lovely hair <3
by vitaku March 9, 2017

by uttam maharjan August 3, 2010
