1- djo is such a faggot he's alway acting like a dick with is friend, he's really the worst friend you can have
by lolmad January 15, 2013
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Get the Great-Friend mug.1. A friend who you have nothing in common with except for games like farmville, cafe world, or mafia wars.
2. A person who adds you as a friend via facebook only for the sole purpose of increasing the number of neighbors in his/her farmville, or members for mafia wars.
2. A person who adds you as a friend via facebook only for the sole purpose of increasing the number of neighbors in his/her farmville, or members for mafia wars.
1.
Joe: hey, have I ever met you someplace, you look familiar.
Mark: no, I needed more neighbors for my farmville so I requested you.
2.
Greg: whose Mark?
Joe: no one special. Just a farmville friend. I'm going to delete him since I'm tired of playing farmville.
Joe: hey, have I ever met you someplace, you look familiar.
Mark: no, I needed more neighbors for my farmville so I requested you.
2.
Greg: whose Mark?
Joe: no one special. Just a farmville friend. I'm going to delete him since I'm tired of playing farmville.
by silverbackink May 23, 2011
Get the farmville friend mug.Someone who says they are your friend and is really an acquaintance.
Someone who claims to be your friend, but is never really there when you need them, doesn't return your calls or messages unless they need something, and when chatting about getting together they reply with, "yeah, let's do that sometime really soon."
Someone who claims to be your friend, but is never really there when you need them, doesn't return your calls or messages unless they need something, and when chatting about getting together they reply with, "yeah, let's do that sometime really soon."
Someone who claims to be your bestie, but never returns your calls or emails, unless they need something.
Someone who only wants you around when they are going through a rough time, when things are better for them they are too busy to get together or chat, that's when you realize they are a faux friend.
Someone who replies to getting together on a specific day with, "sounds good, let's do that sometime really soon."
Someone who only wants you around when they are going through a rough time, when things are better for them they are too busy to get together or chat, that's when you realize they are a faux friend.
Someone who replies to getting together on a specific day with, "sounds good, let's do that sometime really soon."
by EstelleSuncatcher March 21, 2010
Get the Faux Friend mug.when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don't want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your shit) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them... you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.
"I can't believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it's getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i 'ended up puking in a bush' and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented 'you got some splainin to do' Ugh."
"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."
"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."
by tuuesday April 28, 2010
Get the half-friend mug.Dude, did I tell you that your girl friend and I are such close sex friends ?
It's nothing to worry about, your mum and I are just sex friends.
It's nothing to worry about, your mum and I are just sex friends.
by DrSnow April 18, 2005
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