Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

FIVE

You have five fingers on your hand just count

What number is that

Oh it number five

by #13 rocks June 1, 2018

Five Under

(V.) Originating from being able to pass someone when driving, even if you slowed down to 5 mph under the speed limit. Has since evolved to mean "to pass someone with ease"

These morning joggers are so slow, I could five under them any time I wanted.

I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.

by MattyBev June 6, 2018

five

the word five AKA 5 is a number duh

i have five fingers

by @puglover June 11, 2018

five star

when somebody gives somebody else a slap on the back with their fingers spread into a wide open hand (and it hurts like a fucking bitch)

"He gave me a five star while I was asleep, now theres a huge handprint on my back."

by soljighi May 14, 2018