douche-a-rator

Someone who embodies the quality of a douche during an action.

I just got cut off by some douche-a-rator in a BMW.

by stompp September 27, 2010

Douche paste

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

douche backup

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.

Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"

by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010

Douche A Snack

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!

Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."

by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009

douche cock

1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.

You're such a douche cock.

by Gabe F November 11, 2006

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009

douche bag

A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.

Most bosses, male or female

by Justine May 18, 2004