Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
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jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?
by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018
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Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
by bahnum12 January 11, 2024
mugGet the Jew Tunnelmug.

Tunnel Jew

Jerry Curl Jews who were so jealous the Muslims were making tunnels, they they decided to make their own under NYC. Typically they are against the support of Israel and rumored to support human trafficking.
“DUDE!! I’m not crazy! At night I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor. It has to be the Tunnel Jews”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
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NN Jew

A no name jew, used to piss people off in CS:GO Hack vs Hack.
Get tapped you NN Jew!
by venuts February 11, 2022
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Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019
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