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If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
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Get the dyked up mug.The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
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