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by NotJakeFisher April 8, 2018
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Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.
Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.
by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
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Big Dick Swinging on Campus

A saying that describes a person who thinks they are in charge or important.
by Tommytuffnuckles July 31, 2025
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