Dick worker

my hand.

my hand is working my dick very well
Such a great dick worker

by Lamp stick light October 3, 2019

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Sucking Dick

Sometimes used in NYC slang, it's a term used to say someone is always on your case, or alway worried about you.

"Why that nigga always sucking dick"
"Tell that lil bitch sucking dick"
"All the opp motherfuckers, always sucking dick.

by Manii Gzz July 27, 2022

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

dick urchin

word used for someone who is a all-around dick; hence the name dick urchin

"hey do you know that guy enrique?"
"oh yeah, hes a total dick urchin"

by ilovefelipe December 14, 2021