by Koonman69 August 14, 2022
Get the Dick Blanket/Dicky Domug. by dave&frank September 28, 2017
Get the Dick-blistermug. When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
Get the Lightning Dickmug. by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019
Get the dick munchermug. by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025
Get the Dicks with sticksmug. A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.
Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"
B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
Get the military dickmug.