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Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
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Small dick energy

by MGCs'slut January 12, 2024
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Dick

Something that your mom sucked on even thought it belongs to your dad.
i caught my mom sucking my dad's dick last night.
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 4, 2023
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Limp dick

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.
by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017
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