dick

what I used to fuck your mom last night

"ayo fuck you"

"fuck you! your mom spun on my dick so hard last night you're gonna have a baby brother!"

by ♡♡BITCH♡♡ June 4, 2023

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Big Dick Long Pleaderiyulu Body Flicker Dick Big

Big Dick Long Pleaderiyulu Body Flicker Dick Big

Big Dick Long Pleaderiyulu Body Flicker Dick Big

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

Dick Blanket/Dicky Do

Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

by Koonman69 August 14, 2022

non-living dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy

girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021