Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 09, 2020

Dick Cheese

The build up of sweat & a woman’s vaginal secretions on the pubic hairs of a man

He didn’t take a bath for 3 days straight and had dick cheese build up from his sneaky link

by ThatGoddess21 December 08, 2021

Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017

carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks

That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog

Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth

by Great Giti April 16, 2020

Sis before dicks

The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.

Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .

by La Garabato November 20, 2016

dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.

“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”

by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018