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shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
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White Dick

A word used as an insult towards white men who are annoying, dumb, lazy and can't do anything right.
"Stop being lazy and do something useful for once, you White Dick!"
by CockDestroyer3000 November 23, 2021
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Dick

1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods
by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017
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The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
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Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.
"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."
by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018
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Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
by Lildval November 24, 2017
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Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!
Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!
by Today me May 22, 2022
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