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Alejandro

Alejandro is a dick.

by boneham November 22, 2014

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Something you can stick in a pussy mouth or butt that squirts out white stuff when hard

Julia: I can see your dick getting hard

Dan: I guess it’s time to insert it

by Fuckmeinmypussy21 June 14, 2020

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National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

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dick do

When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.

"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"

That dude is so fat he has a dick do.

by hblack81 April 16, 2014

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Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

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