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Urban dick

Someone who uses the urban dictionary to an inappropriate extreme
They’re such an urban dick, always using words that’s don’t exist
by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021
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Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well
Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire
by Longdong24 May 6, 2015
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dick

a definition of the man's penis for a rude way
by fvrppdaxs October 30, 2023
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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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kong dick

Ryan has a kong dick
by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger
Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.
by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016
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