A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.
boyfriend dick
boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
Get the military dickmug. My brother sent me a dick pic and it was big as fuck I'd like to suck it
I sent a dick pic to my sister and now she wants to blow me
I sent a dick pic to my sister and now she wants to blow me
by BlackNiggerFromAfrica January 21, 2019
Get the Dick picmug. A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human
by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019
Get the Dickmug. A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.
What’s up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.
I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.
I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.
by Lean king. Ig dick_drizzle December 3, 2020
Get the dick drizzlemug. Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndromemug. NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)
NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
by Smal dic October 22, 2019
Get the small dickmug.