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Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024
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Deny Dick December

Similar to No Nut November but for the girls. A whole month long on the last month of the year for us girls to deny dick.
Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
by Hiddenideas November 7, 2020
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vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
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military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
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sick as a dick

Another idiom for sick as a dog
Feelinf very unwell,
That guy's sick as a dick
by gilfaizoncharmedimsure June 12, 2018
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National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023
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