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Burd Dick

Haven’t ya seen the burd dick fly across chatsworth
by burddddd October 5, 2018
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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
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dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle
by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
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Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.
Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .
by klaxxo September 9, 2024
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Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.
-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.
by Confuseus October 12, 2020
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Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.
Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.
by McDollar August 19, 2021
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Dick

Man that guy is so rude. Such a dick.
by Hilloh April 14, 2019
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