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Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”
After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck
by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023
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Cycle Fuck

Type of gangbang where only 1 person is having intercourse with the female at once and the other participants are in another room awaiting their turn.
“Bro let’s set up a Cycle Fuck
by Puttygrabba February 19, 2024
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for fucking sake

the same shit that for fuck sake but with different timing
we should move to docker not the other way around for fucking sake!
by RealVito June 7, 2017
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Fucks

Standard unit to measure how much someone care
She gave maybe 4 and a half fucks
by Residentialtrashdaddy May 30, 2018
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Temple fucked

Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.
For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.
by Rockerton November 28, 2021
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Fucking

An r-rated or x-rated word for the term lovemaking.
Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
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