Dick

You don’t have one

No dick looken ass

by Masterlolik November 4, 2019

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

dicked

Adjective: Two syllables, pronounced dick-ed (like wicked). To act in a away that is not only wicked (mean/evil), but also like an a$$hole.

Pat asked me to work all night to fix his screw up. How dicked is that?

by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014

Dick

dick is awesome for sucking or riding during sex it can be big or small

"wow such a big dick u have there"

by ur_mom'sdick May 1, 2022

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021

Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

by Jor Gor June 27, 2009

Bobbing for dick

When one repeatedly nods their head up and down (usually with their mouth open) in an attempt to stay awake, thus appearing to be giving a blow job.

Mark got tired in class, and began bobbing for dick.

by BigDaddyDJ May 21, 2017