Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Dick sick

When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.
Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.

He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.
by oldballs August 18, 2016
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Dick Sick

Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.
by Skankevich May 21, 2017
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Dick sick

When your significant other has an attitude problem from the lack of DICK withdrawal'n from sex
Your bitch is dick sick my amigo, go and give her dick an adjust her attitude.
by Trapske November 14, 2021
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Under dick

You sure got a lot of slobber on my under dick.
by Spelce June 29, 2024
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dick binging

When a homosexual male or straight female go out one night with only one intention which would be sucking dick (and multiple in one night)
Im kind of scared going out with "brittany", shes going dick binging!
by Tempy123 March 13, 2016
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