National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 23, 2023

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National Threesome Day

A day when a girl gets tag-teamed by two guys

It’s National Threesome Day, let’s go have a threesome!

by yayoitsme November 14, 2020

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National lsp day

National lsp (lumpy space princess) day takes place on February 11th where you and your friends will have a local get together and paint yourself purple and place a yellow star on eachothers forehead then sing the hit song "these lumps" in sync, people also tend to post

appreciation on social media so feel free to do so.

"Oh ma glob Melissa its nearly national lsp day"

"Oh ma lumpin glob its national lsp day tomorrow"

by Miss sugar queen February 10, 2022

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May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_)

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3

Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !

by viioal May 23, 2022

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national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 23, 2023

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