You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
Get the MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEXmug. Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
Get the bent dick energymug. 
The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017
Get the Dicks-lexicmug. by Stick287 June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
Get the Dick crazedmug. Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
Get the shopping with your dickmug.