big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"

by Smolpapi May 5, 2020

Snicker Dick

When you pull out a shit covered dick after having anal.

"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."

by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019

Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick

Is u dick crazed or what

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

vacation dick

A large dick that's nice to look at and great for one night but not everyday. A no anal dick

In South Padre I'm going to scope out a vacation dick on the beach. -single woman or a hoe

by Stick287 June 17, 2016

rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.

"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."

by That_Bev December 8, 2017

Dick

Something you dont have

Karen why are you leaving,Honey you dont have a dick

by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019