Almoney Day

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

by anonymous November 8, 2020

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

National Con Smith Day

On October 10th it will be National Con Smith Day

Hamilton: Oh my goodness! It's 10/10! It's national Con Smith day!

by whiteJELEEL! September 29, 2022

National grab ass day

August 12, is national grab ass day be prepared.

See some ass just grab it why not its national grab ass day.

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

Day Guys

Found commonly stroking themselves behind desks. Trouble starters who eat rectums of deceased humans for fun. Useless in nature and have micro penis

Those dam day guys ruin everything

by LordDollface April 7, 2020

The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.

"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

National Jailah Day

Every February 15th marks National Jailah Day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.

Today is feb 15th that means it’s national jailah day.

by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023