Dirty Bret

When a old dirty bastard shaves his grey ball hair with a electric razor then shoves it up his butthole while thinking about a red headed lover!

A dirty Bret wants to be with a ginger!

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Dirty Errol

Shidding and farding

When you join a meme group and get caught doing the hand clap. You get big boom boom in your pant then shid and fard. This is the dirty Errol

by Seedy June 24, 2023

dirty craddy

For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.

“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”

“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”

“Legend, sir. Legend”

by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023

dirty taije

when u grab a girls titties spread peanut butter on them and constantly suck on them till it’s clean

Katie and max did the dirty Taije while they were at Walmart

by Dirty Taije June 24, 2023

dirty turley

When he/she gets dressed and they appear with an arsenal top on. That have just done a dirty turley!

When he/she gets dressed and they appear with an arsenal top on. That have just done a dirty turley!

by Steeeep June 25, 2023

dirty akteer

A dirty akteer is a sex move where you kidnap an underaged asian boy or girl and feed tge bat for two weeks, then you mount them and start to pass in their pussy or ass, once that us done you sit on their faces whilst shitting whet sloppy and hot shit all in their mouths which is miz3d with the cold cum you squirted all over their faces earlier on, then you slap your big bbc all over their faces and vomit in their eyes whilst on 6969mg of viagra, once that has been done only then can you have normal doggy sex with them on a cargo plane as you fly it into Manchester stadium.

I just did a dirty akteer with your 9 year old asian sister
-Wow did you take a video for me to watch later, I've always wanted to see my sister be a victim of the dirty akteer
No however when u dirt akteer your baby brother I will be sure to record it

by Alassamsublatcla June 26, 2023

Dirty Bidet

When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.

“The sex was great but I had to piss so bad so I pulled out and gave her a dirty bidet!”

by anikenobi June 27, 2023