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Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time
1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass
by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.
Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.
by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021
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Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
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Dick

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.
by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021
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Big Dick Swinging on Campus

A saying that describes a person who thinks they are in charge or important.
by Tommytuffnuckles July 31, 2025
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Dick Whisperer

A person that knows how to make another hard or erect.
That person over there is a real Dick Whisperer. they can really make you hard

Alternative: Specialist in persuasive interpersonal engagement and advanced motivational techniques focused on male-centric morale optimization.
by karu_hundu October 6, 2025
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