whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 March 13, 2016

big dick dylan

The average Dylan as seen in the wild.

person a: How are you today?
person b: I found a big dick dylan in nature
person a: wow, was it good.

by Freda Jhones October 23, 2022

Blister Dick

The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.

We popped in to the stop and rob and grabbed a couple blister dicks to eat on our way to the beach.

by Tittsmcgee April 17, 2025

dick in

a form of control, domination, or staking claim

I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.

There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.

When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.

Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.

Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.

by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019

Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick

It's negative four out, my dick on miniscule

by CilthyFasual January 06, 2018