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Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.
Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
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Kicks Dicks

A way to express how cool, or how enjoyable, an event or proper noun is.
"You all did great setting this up, this party really kicks dicks."
by Coel James July 4, 2022
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Dick and testi torture

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022
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dick

person1: you have a fat dick person2: you mean I have fat penis? person1: yes person2: aw fuck
by swear guy September 16, 2023
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Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..
Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022
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Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))
"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"
by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018
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