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Dirty Hairy

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairy hurts my dairy! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Dirty Nunny

the act of bosh jilson nunnying a cow farmer in a field full of sheep.
Im going bosh jilsoning later for some Dirty Nunny!
by GingerGaycob69 February 28, 2023
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The Dirty Elephant

When you put your balls on the eyes of a close friend and your Johnson hangs down by the mouth.
“Dude you should’ve seen the dirty elephant I did on Dave last night he was fucked.”
by Mmurray99 February 28, 2023
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Dirty

Also known as ho, Dirty spends his afternoon fucking pillows and watching child pron. He is extremely overweight and has beef with Den. Dirty is the ultimately eat lord, being birthed by Banko he can eat for days straight with no head spin.
"Dirty is extra large today"
"Dirty you little eat lord"
"Stick it in already!"
by sooofick February 28, 2023
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Dirty Jerrick

Buying a slip and slide, but instead of water you use her poop. She then sits at the end with her butthole wide open. You then run full erection and slide violently in while eating shredded cheese.
by Killahclown March 1, 2023
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dirty Arya

When a girl sharpens her 9 inch acrylic nails and uses them to thrash the inside of someone’s asshole. She then drinks the blood that comes out and shits that out then eats the shit. She then vomits out the shit and she’s shoves it up her L vagina and drags herself across a carpet like a dog dragging its ass.
Dude! Last night she gave me a Dirty Arya and i lowkey enjoyed it.
by Garbonzobean March 1, 2023
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dirty thane

Sexual: When you put your fingers in a girls ass during reverse cowgirl, pull them out and give her tiger stripes down her back
Before you go to the rave let me give you a dirty thane to match your shirt
by RandomShizzz March 2, 2023
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