Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

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Nate Wood

A Great man with a long dong shlong

Bro theres Nate Woods after you

by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021

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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

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ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

by Critius January 11, 2018

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Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark

His wood was supper long and strong.

by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017

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Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).

Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!

by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022

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