King Kayzer

A tall blonde who sustainably hides a kayzer cat

Bro is that the king kayzer

Yeah bro you can tell by the platinum blonde and covering of the cat

by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023

King Bottom

Someone who admins that they're a bottom and has no problem with it (is sometimes even proud of it) is called King Bottom.

Person A: "You are such a bottom! Every switch compared with you seems like a top."
Person B: "I know. I'm a bottom. Do you have something against bottoms??"
Person A: "So you like being a bottom?"
Person B: " Yeah, I'm the King Bottom!!"

by ThreeBalls October 31, 2021

Lou King

A funny way to spell or say looking.

"Hey Mona, you're Lou King good today"

by #RR December 8, 2009

Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.

"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."

by deletedexe January 14, 2023

Rally Kings

People that are KNOWN to drink like fish after a long night of drinking like a fish. Typically, these are the people that always get hit up when someone wants to get lit, find a party, or drink alcohol during times you really shouldn't be drinking alcohol. If you try to drink a rally king under a table, congratulations, you played yourself. Can be male or female either way they're still considered 'kings'.

"Idk if they'll want to go out. They said they have a 6:00am flight and a final to study for. Plus, they blacked out last night."

"LMFAO are you fucking kidding?! Of course Erin and Brittany will want to go out still! They don't care. They're RALLY KINGS!"

by PhilDonahue July 11, 2016

king meldgie

A girl who is a very good eater and body is nourished and full with food.

My girlfriend is such a king meldgie. You should’ve seen her eat breakfast!

by Seanloveshiskonaaa June 20, 2021

Maidenless king

a dude probably a reddit user king of having no hoes/bitches he never spoke to a woman even his own mother doesn't speak to him

hey guys look its the maidenless king point and laugh

by kurčna April 14, 2022