to do for trade

When a gay man perform oral sex on a straight man with no expectation of reciprocity.

See that blond sailor over there in his dress whites and a bulging package? I would do him for trade.

by Josepk K. September 7, 2005

to do a Mark

To throw up over your own clothes after a work night out

"Forrest was three sheets last night, even burnt his mouth, but he didn't do a Mark"

by A N Other November 27, 2003

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010

doing a dublin

an act of sheer stupidity and/or incompetance. normally involving driving a car through a wall, or projectile vomiting. Normally preceded by the phrse "boys youll never guess what i did". a phrase well known in south wales (u.k.)

stephen did a dublin last night, his car was a write off.

kiran was doing a dublin in the bathroom - it took three bottles of bleach to clean it up!

by stevey1000 January 30, 2008

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003

Do the kiver

To fall to the ground and flop around as if you were a fish out of water.

Next time I get rear ended I am going to roll out and do the kiver even if I don't get hurt, that way I can sue!

by JDBIT September 13, 2011

Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

by The OG Laundry Man May 2, 2018